| happy falling out of a vagina day to me! |
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| ok. so i watched Twilight the other night. i found a used copy at BookOff, so decided to give it a chance. much like the chance i tried to give Catwoman. but unlike Catwoman, I was able to wach Twilight to the end. This movie is not bad, but not to say that this means I think this movie is good. I only became interested in watching Twilight because of finding something amaaazing--again!
the take away message: this is a wannabe mashup of Interview with the Vampire and Blade anticipating Underworld. Where is Buffy when you need her...
now, (i only know this because of the wiki) i would see a movie of Breaking Dawn. How could I not? Rough vampire sex, Edward giving Bella a c-section with his teeth. WITH.HIS.TEETH! and a peedo werewolf.
i swear, by the end of the year i will trick someone into watching this movie. mwauahahaha... |
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| if Lewis Carroll had written Twilight I would read it. |
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| Heres the history of our medicine.
"I have a sore throat."
2000 BC : "eat this root"
1200 AD : "That root is heathen, say this prayer."
1500 AD : "That prayer is superstition, drink this elixir."
1800 AD : "That elixir is snake oil, Take this pill."
1900 AD : "That pill is ineffective, Take this antibiotic."
2000 AD : "That antibiotic is artificial, Here why dont you eat this root."
gave me a chuckle. |
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